About

Had moderate success licensing sheep in West Palm Beach, FL. Spent 2001-2006 creating marketing channels for velcro in Pensacola, FL. Practiced in the art of short selling walnuts in the aftermarket. Have a strong interest in writing about soap scum in Deltona, FL. Spent a weekend researching wooden trains in Suffolk, NY. Had a brief career writing about UFOs in Salisbury, MD.